The fact that Sarah Palin was involved in a drunken snowmobile brawl is the least shocking thing about her. The most shocking thing about her is that a major political party nominated her to be Vice President.
We’ve talked about Sarah Palin far too much. May we please change the subject to Mark Sanford?
As far as this ISIS mission goes, I feel that as soon as we figure out who we’re fighting, who we’re helping, who’s helping us, and how to tell one from the other, we’re golden.
Who are John McCain’s guests on Meet the Press today? Answer #1: ISIS reps, to thank him for his prior support and ask for more. Answer #2: Chuck Todd and David Gregory, I think.
by Andy Borowitz