New”z” Tidbit”z” From Andy Borowitz
Trump invited Sarah Palin to the White House today to pay her back for her 2016 endorsement, which helped him widen his lead among Idiot-Americans, an important Republican constituency.
Today Trump thanked Sarah Palin, who lowered the bar so far in 2008 that she singlehandedly made his presidency possible.
“Quitting halfway through my term in office was an awesome decision. You should consider it!”
— what I REALLY REALLY hope Sarah Palin told Trump at the White House today.
First Bill O’Reilly is out at Fox, and now Jason Chaffetz is leaving Congress. This was a bad day for assholes.