Trump Laments the Stock Market Plunge as a ‘Big Mistake’

by Andy Borowitz

Rachel Maddow on Twitter yesterday noted that Trump basically trashed the stock market exactly the way I predicted he would 2 days ago. (Rachel: “Somebody send Andy Borowitz a royalty check.”) Which proves once again that my news is not fake, just early.

Any Republican who did not give Nancy Pelosi’s eight-hour speech a standing ovation should be hanged as a traitor.

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